I should know better.
I haven't run stairs at Red Rocks in several months. I'm not sure why I got out of the habit, but I just haven't made it up there recently. So when Kim Clemens talked me into running up there on Sunday, I should've known to take it easy.
But no. I felt good...so I worked hard. And there is definitely a price to pay. So, if you see me doing a zombie walk in the next few days, it's not some Halloween mime art thing; it's that my calves hurt from all the climbing.
It was fun, though, and was probably the highlight of my weekend.
The bad news is that I wasn't able to make it down to Colorado Springs to watch the USA Nationals Competition for the Modern Pentathlon. I'm
totally bummed that I missed it -- My friend Sammy Achterberg won her first National Championship, and it would've been a blast to see her kick butt. She had a great overall performance, but
completely blew everyone away in the run/shoot portion of the event. I wish I could take credit for coaching her to her outstanding swim as well, but I'm afraid that she deserves all the credit herself. All of her teammates on Foothills Masters are incredibly proud of Sammy, and are looking forward to hearing her tales of triumph when she returns to our pool.
Mostly I want to ask her what she's holding in that podium picture. Could it be a light saber? (I know they use lasers for the pistol shooting technology, but I had no idea that the fencing might be performed with Jedi weaponry.
Cool.)
As for the rest of the weekend,
[Insert standard rants about weekend time compression, failure to generate significant accomplishments, and frustration over medical conditions that prevent swimming pool immersion here.]
So, what about our Halloween puzzles? Judging from the number of correct responses, I'd have to conclude that they were too easy. Oh well, I suppose there's nothing wrong with throwing out a "gimme" here and there.
The first one featured the critter famed for bringing bad luck and for hanging out with witches: the
Cat.
Panel 1 features Henry Fonda's daughter in her move role as "
Cat Ballou." It's a fun movie...notable for Lee Marvin's hilarious performance as a drunken gunslinger, as well as for having Dwayne Hickman (aka Dobie Gillis) attempt to appear romantic and charming. But I remember it most because it's the first time I was exposed to Nat King Cole, who performs the musical scene-switching numbers along with Stubby Kaye. This began my long-term appreciation for Cole's music and artistry, which has never subsided.
The second panel shows the demented face of Bob
cat Goldthwait, in his role as a crazy hoodlum who becomes a cop in the Police Academy series. Unfortunately, this performance did NOT result in me becoming a lifelong fan of Mr. Goldthwait (though I
did appreciate the acting skills displayed by Bubba Smith.)
Panel 3 is S
catman Crothers, shown in his ill-fated role as the handyman in "The Shining." I didn't much like that movie, but the one moment of enjoyment it brought was when I thought Scatman had a chance to take care of stupid Jack Nicholson. Alas, he met up with an axe instead. Darn it.
It's hard to tell who is in the outlandish outfit in the next panel, but if you've seen the movie "Big Trouble in Little China", you probably wouldn't forget the headgear. It's Kim
Cattrall, all dressed up to marry an evil magical Chinaman, if not for the bravery and reflexes of the amazing Jack Burton (Kurt Russell.) This is my all-time favorite movie in the "truck drivers vs. quasi-immortal kung fu sorcerers" genre. I highly recommend it.
And finally, we have singer Eartha Kitt in her role as
Catwoman on the classic Batman TV show. I was partial to Julie Newmar, myself, but both Kitt and Lee Meriwether were also good in playing Batman's sexy feline nemesis. (You may also remember Ms. Kitt as Madame Zeroni in "Holes.") As for Halle Berry and Michelle Pfeiffer playing the part --
meh.
Along with witches, black cats, and pumpkins, Halloween decor would not be complete without an abundance of spiders and their tailspun traps. Hence, the solution to this puzzle is the
Web.
The first panel is golfer
Webb Simpson. Sorry, but I don't know much about him, since golf is not one of the skills I'll ever be likely to master. (In college, though, I
did beat Tom Sheftel in a round of golf that had a Texas Tom's Giant Tenderloin sandwich riding as the betting stakes. I scored 104 on 9 holes, and I believe Tom shot 108. But if we'd have counted all the strokes he took where he completely missed the ball, I'm sure his score would've been nearly 200. And yes, it WAS a good sandwich. Mmmm.)
Frame two is former Denver Mayor, Wellington
Webb. I have never had any desire to be a mayor, nor to play basketball, as is featured in panel 3. That is Spud
Webb, who I think is still the shortest NBA player to win a dunking competition. I have no earthly idea how he was able to fly so incredibly high. Perhaps we should send Sgt. Friday (Jack
Webb) to investigate this seeming fraud.
And our final puzzle consists of the elements needed for all those scary Halloween skeletons:
Bones.
The fellow with the mustache is Tom "
Bones" Malone, slide trombone player for the Blues Brothers Band. The far less pleasant-looking fellow to his right is Macho Man Randy Savage playing the part of
Bonesaw McGraw in the movie "Spiderman." (And yes, there's our extra credit connection: Spiderman, Spiders, Webs...get it?) And next to Bonesaw is Emily Deschanel, who plays the socially maladjusted forensic pathologist in the TV Series "
Bones" (which is also her character's nickname.) She's the big sister of Zooey Deschanel, who currently has a series called "The New Girl." (The only reason I mention Zooey is that I think she's cute.)
And finally, the most obvious member of the puzzle: DeForest Kelley as Leonard "
Bones" McCoy, ship's surgeon for the Star Ship Enterprise, and good friend of Capt. James T. Kirk. And of course, there is a Halloween episode of Star Trek, wherein Kirk and company encounter sinister black cats, ominous webs, and assorted other scary symbology. The episode is somewhat unusual, in that the solution is not for Kirk to talk a computer into destroying itself, but instead hinges on his verbal skills in persuading the
bad guy to help him. I haven't done an exact count, but I don't think there are too many episodes where Kirk's eloquence with non-automated entities pays off in victory. (You
could argue that it was his silver tongue that persuaded the Gamesters of Triskelion to wager the ship in the battle with the thralls...but it was still good old-fashioned fisticuffs that actually won the day.)
Anyway, thanks for playing. I hope the mental abilities you showed in solving these puzzles will allow you to come up with excellent costumes and procure abundant candy during your trick-or-treating adventures. Have an excellent Halloween, my friends!