Ugh

My brain still feels like it's in a plastic bubble or something. But oddly enough, I don't feel like risking any of my quatloos on space cowboy fisticuffs.

I just feel...dumb. I'm not happy about the way this cold virus has sapped my physical energy, but what upsets me most is how it has affected my mental processes. Normally, my brain is fairly active, but these last few days, it has been swimming in molasses--incapable of focus, coherence, or creativity. My sluggish response time and inability to craft meaningful sentences have made me seem positively Oklahoman...and that's no way to live a life. I hope that my antibodies achieve victory soon.

In the meantime, seemingly simple tasks such as blog writing, supermodel flirtation, and laundry will receive scant attention. I must focus on survival, rest, and recovery. In the meantime, I'll leave you with a short quiz. Which of the following terms are associated with the glowing brains pictured above?

A. Thrall
B. Flicker of light
C. Horta
D. Talosian
E. Fizzbin
F. Gorn
G. Galt
H. Oxmyx

Thanks for dropping by, and have a great day!