A Vast Commie Conspiracy

I've heard some of the rumors that have circulated during my absence from this blog. A few are at least partially true. Others, not so much.

• Abducted by aliens
• Waiting in line to see Carl Weathers at a Wal-Mart opening in Lubbock
• Frantically training to get in shape for the next triathlon after the embarrassment in Milwaukee
• Possessed by the ghost of Don Ho
• Overwhelmed by work at the office
• Focused on developing romantic relationship resulting from online dating service flirtation
• Spending hours on the couch trying to get money's worth from Netflix subscription
• Supporting Ted Nugent Presidential campaign
• Extended wilderness camping trip to track and capture Higgs Bosons.

The bad news is that I'm still suffering from a severe lack of time I can devote to bloggery. The good news is that I AM committed to publishing my race reports and summary of the exciting journey to and from Milwaukee. I hope to have the "Day 1" report published later this afternoon.

In the meantime, I want to thank you for your patience and willingness to check in here to see what's going on. I hope you will find the coming tales to be entertaining. Have a great day!